What are you waiting for?

I'm sitting here procrastinating going to the city office because it's hot outside and I'm waiting for the roomie to walk with me.

But there's no real reason to wait since it's only going to get hotter, later and I'm just going to get more tired.

But I'm wandering around on the internet, looking for... Something.

Something to distract me? Something to stimulate me, something to give me that pep, that get up and go so I can get out of here.

I'm waiting for the internet to give me a handjob and a smack on the ass to get me out the door.

I seem to be searching for that a lot on the internet lately.